Once the clock strikes Jan. 1, travel will be a whole different ballgame. 
Shocked at what’s in store / Photo: CarbonNYC
Here we go, just a few days left in this God-forsaken decade. Well, it hasn’t been all bad, however we certainly are in for some changes in the next decade, no doubt (or, so we hope).
The same is true when it comes to travel – there are new fads and traditions already on the horizon. So for what cause not take a little male goose at what’s in store?
Thanks, Mark Morford, for your inspiration, as always.
Sexting
Oh, things certainly have changed since my day. To think, I spent five months in Italy in 1999 without sending a single text, much inferior participating in any kind of sexting (apparently a media term, not what the kids are vocation it). I’m not sure the same could exist said about the cigarette-chomping, cell-phone jabbering teenage Italians that surrounded me on the trains, on the supposition that texting existed at that time.
Nonetheless, if America’s youth tells us anything about the world (and you know it does), probably at least a third of the kids you will encounter in most quarters of the world, hold certain areas in Asia and the Middle East, are texting a nude photo or video to a “loved†single in kind right as we speak. Watch used up in 2010, it’s just going to get hairier.
But before you text that hottie you met in Spain, give it a ponder:
Gay Spiritual Travel
Gay spiritual travel is here to repose, people. Get used to it. But tickle one’s fancy don’t use this site to book a vacation (elementary to boating?).
Astral Travel
Astral travel, the exiting of the physical body, will be everything the rage starting in 2010. Seriously. Actually, it already is – these brace words show up at least 4 periods a day in my Google alerts. And none, my Google alerts do not include the keywords “astral travel.†At the very least, it certainly is a cheaper and easier way to get to India.
Religion Vs. Science, With a New Twist
Religion vs. science, science vs. religion. Eh. We’ve debated it considerably a scarcely any different ways here at BNT over the years, so I think 2010 deserves a modern way of looking at the make liable matter.
Wait! Religion Dispatches is already ahead of the end-of-the-worst-decade-ever curve. Looks like we’ve been viewing things everything kinds of wrong for a while now, when all we had to do was look to the WWF (and I’m not talking about the World Wildlife Federation).
Check out Dan Mathewson and Byron R. McCane, who “reveal how the equally toothless performances of New Atheists like Richard Dawkins and creationists like Ken Ham share greater degree of with the garish world of Hulk Hogan and the Iron Sheik than with serious scholarship.†Priceless.
Rasslin’ with Religion & Science from Religion Dispatches on Vimeo.
Now you can feel free from pain debating piety and science with anyone anywhere in the world, from Israel to Kentucky. Maybe.
Being Removed From Flights
When even Ivana Trump is getting kicked off flights, whose next? Babies? Best watchman what you complete as you board those flights starting in 2010.
What other merely ideal travel truths do you see ahead? Share your thoughts below.
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