Somebody asked me the other day if I had any ideas for the kind of naming ceremony party that should introduce the
The obvious theme would subsist one relating to size.
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Personally, I believe if you really want to emphasise just how massive the Oasis is you should invite creation famous talented guests who have risen above their relatively under-average height to global stardom.
Perhaps they could come together in a special Christmas mute action staged in the ship’s 750-seat outdoor theatre (modelled on an Ancient Greek amphitheatre which doubles as a swimming pool by day):
Snow White and the Mini-Miners (a.k.a. the Seven Vertically Challenged Work-Persons).
My first choice for Snow White would be Barbara Windsor, who at 4ft 11 inches, could Carry On Cruising.
Her seven co-stars could be played by those great actors:
- Al Pacino (5ft 7 inches) – Sneezy
- Tom Cruise (5 ft 7 inches) – Bashful
- Dustin Hoffman (5 ft 5 inches) – Grumpy
- Sylvester Stallone (5ft 7 inches) – Dopey
- Richard Dreyfus (5 ft 5 inches) – Sleepy
- Richard Todd (5ft 6 inches) – Doc
- Danny de Vito (5 ft) – Happy
with music by Paul Simon (5ft 3 inches), Phil Collins (5ft 6 inches) and Paul Anka (5ft 6 inches).
There’d subsist songs like:
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It’s Off To Sea We Go
Some Day My Port Will Come
Ship’s Whistle While You Shirk
The story could be pose steady the Oasis, where Snow White is a princess in disguise who is given three magic gifts (a dodgy the breath of life jacket, an invitation to see the ship’s bilges at midnight, and a poisoned ice sculpture) by the agency of the Wicked Purser (Angelica Houston, 5ft 8.5 inches).
The Mini-Miners could save Snow White from the first two gifts but alas she takes a catch out of the apple and falls into a coma. After lots of joking, singing and swashbuckling fun, the princess gets kissed by the Prince (played by dint of. Daniel ‘Harry Potter’ Radcliffe, 5ft 8 inches) which brings her in a backward direction. \ to life
They then get married by the ship’sitting captain (Lloyd Bridges, 6ft, – we’ll make an exception, reprising his role from The Poseidon Adventure) and they all set off on a magical honeymoon rove over the sea of the Caribbean.
If the panto was successful, it could be followed by The Wizard of Oasis.
Dorothy could subsist played by Lisa Minnelli – 5ft 4inches. Her mother, Judy Garland stood 4ft 11 and a half inches and be pleased with her daughter towered over the entertainment industry. Co-starring as the Ocean-Going Munchkins could be some of the descendants of the original 122 ‘midgets’ who got signed by means of MGM
Steward Tom-Thumb (no bigger than his bosun’s thumb) could be not the same Christmas production.
And it could quite suggest to us that great things come from small beginnings and that one sunlight an acorn have a mind turn into a huge tree.
In the like way that a tiny thought was turned into the splendid reality of
James Leavey
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