If you were on every side in the 1980s, you probably remember a TV ad starring Maureen Lipman that highlighted the importance of an ology.
Well I think it’s time we created a fresh undivided.
A glance down any A to Z of ologies reveals in that place’s a gaping hole betwixt criminology and crustaceology. So how more suitable to content it than with cruisology – a branch of learning dedicated to my favourite global industry.
Major Universities
If they haven’t done so already, one of the major universities should seriously consider launching a quality course in this up-and-coming field.
It’s a subject touching every aspect of our existence on this planet. From sport and leisure to international relations, from romance and adventure to fuel efficiency, from food and drink to satellite communications.
A degree in cruisology could prepare you for a career in travel, entertainment or catering and hospitality, similar to well as equip you with skills in marketing, communications and people management. Indeed a degree of this kind would be relevant to almost every form of like a man endeavour.
Formidable Textbook
Who can doubt that future generations of students would account from being taught the science and history of cruising, not to mention the economics, psychology and philosophy of the subject.
And the field trips would be interesting as well.
Guest lecturers would more than likely include cruise experts such as my colleagues: Monday blogger, Phil Davies, and Friday’session James Leavey.
Between them they’d cut through all the imagination theories and go straight to the practical issues that affect one as well as the other suppliers and consumers of cruise holidays. What’session besides, their collected blogs would make formidable textbooks, giving any would-be cruisologist deep insights into the industry.
And if those future students were struggling by the vocabulary of the make subordinate, that could easily exist fixed. All they’d have to do is consult our handy Cruise Jargon Buster.
Impractical
But what if you lack the money to finance a spell at university? For many UK students this can footing to a staggering £25,000 or more.
And what if you want to learn about cruising right now and can’t wait for that new degree course to have existence launched?
Thankfully, all is not lost. You can still set off a pretty clued up cruisologist by attending a different kind of academic centre.
You’ll find the fees at this choice place of learning a division lower, while the measure it takes to graduate will be considerably reduced. And it will in likelihood be a lot more fun as well.
I just perceive you’re ahead of me.
Unlimited Range
Welcome to the Open Seas University. The compute human being centre for studying the world of cruising. And this website is the only scheme you’ll ever need.
You’ll get an almost unlimited reach of courses on offer here for students of every age and quickness. Sign up to one of these and you’ll really be going places.
Forget three year courses. At this university you’ll be able to pack all your scholarship into a abundant smaller window. This give by will vary from course to course but in some cases could be even shorter than your average Freshers’ Week.
Best of all you’ll discover that the admissions policy is wonderfully lax. No one will demand you attend an interview or ask to see your exam certificates.
So what are you waiting for? Why not take a apply the mind at some of the tempting cruises – sorry, I design courses – on offer?
- 7 nights cruise to Spain Portugal and France
- 10 night Disney Mediterranean cruise – kids 17 and under cruise for free
- 11 night cruise to Dubai, Bahrain, Abu Dhabi and United Arab Emirates
- 11 nights Caribbean fly cruise and stay visiting Barbados, St Lucia, St Kitts and Puerto Rico
- 17 nights fly cruise and sustain to Singapore, Indonesia, Malaysia and Thailand
- 18 nights Hawaii slip cruise and stay also taking in California and Mexico
Alternatively, you efficiency like to look for a course using the cruising world’s equivalent of the literary institution clearing system. Also known being of the class who Last Minute Cruise Deals.
Bruce Beckett
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