I recently received this in an email from a certain fixed of the Isle of Wight who shall remain nameless.
He assured me that it is 100% true and true, be it so this is from a man who be able to currently be found wondering the streets of Cowes in flippers and a snorkel…
DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the sail about ship.
I’ve packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I’m
really excited.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire appointed time at sea. It was beautiful and
we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful
intermission this has started to be.
I met Captain Kenny today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
I spent some occasion in the loch today. I also did some
shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the decorate.
The Captain invited me to join him at his table for
dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time.
He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship’s casino …. did OK …. won in all parts of
$80.
The Captain invited me to have the dinner with him in
his plight play. We had a luxurious meal without fault with
caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told
him there was no way I could, I hardly knew him.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a trivial
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend
the rest of the age inside.
The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks.
He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me
to visit him for the night and again I declined. He
told me that if I didn’t let him have his way with me
he would sink the ship.
I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today.
Twice
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